alley cats won't catch rats, most hideous faces won't wear masques, the summer these days just ain't like the lastingest lastests...

Wanted: Buyer

~Fully Functioning

Healthy Human Male Kidney~

58 Years Old, Blood Type

Available Upon Honest,

Interested & Financed

Inquiry. DNA Matching,

Organ Removal &
Hospital Expenses

Assumed by Buyer

Opening Bid: $115,000

{+ Expenses}

Designer Colors: WHITE

and YELLOW